You Wonder Why I Support "NEWSTRIKE!!!???" Paul Krassner knows.

  

by: Arthur Gilroy

Sun Jun 27, 2010 at 15:25:53 PM EDT


Here is how things really happen. (Paul Krassner-Counterpunch)

Stan and the Volcano-Why Firing the General Was an Act of God

Paul Krassner

The volcano in Iceland was considered an Act of God.

Smoke from the volcano caused countless flights to be canceled.

The Rolling Stone correspondent was stuck in Paris.

Embedded there, he hung around with talkative drinkers.

They revealed stuff while forgetting it was being told to a reporter.

He wrote in his article what they had said.

The fact checkers verified those statements.

The article was shown to Barack Obama.

Whether he fired McChrystal or didn't, Republicans would criticize.

The president fired the general, ultimately due to an Act of God.

Like dat.

Bet on it.

The way it really works.

The single concept that adequately explains the continuing survival of the human species.

The entire universe is a multidimensional, constantly interweaving web of events. It is "intelligent" on levels that dwarf the minds of the greatest among us. Listening to the news is like looking at a cartoon of a sunset, an iPhone photo of Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling.

Paul knows.

So should we.

NEWSTRIKE!!!

MEDIASTRIKE!!!

CULTURESTRIKE!!!

VAYA!!!

Station WTFU signing off.

AG

Arthur Gilroy :: You Wonder Why I Support "NEWSTRIKE!!!???" Paul Krassner knows.
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Tips? Recs? Epiphanies, perhaps? (6.00 / 2)
I certainly hope so.

Wake the fuck up and smell the bullshit.

AG

The best lack all convictions, while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity.-W.B. Yeats


That is great (0.00 / 0)
love it!  An Act of God indeed....lol.    

'cept it ain't true (0.00 / 0)
he applied for and was granted access, including embedding....

Jesus, for someone who wants us to turn off the hype, you certainly listen to & regurgitate unsubstantiated hype yourself...

OY.

::eyeroll::

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Which "truth", Diane? (0.00 / 0)

Where does the accident end and the plan begin?

Damned if I know.

One can extend Krassner's idea...a metaphor, an artistic take on on the "First this happened, then that happened, and then, etc." media bullshit ...just as far as you wish to do so.

The end result?

Against all possible sane imagining, human beings have survived nearly unimaginably  disastrous post-1945 nuclear and ecological possibilities while still evolving at an extraordinary rate.

It's a race between the Chicken Littles and the O Ye Of Little Faith folks.

So far? It's the O Ye Of Little Faith faction that is winning.

I mean...we're still here, right?

My good friend Joe Bageant is Chicken Littling for all he's worth.

I understand the temptation.

I disagree.

If I'm wrong?

Sue me.

If of course you can find a functioning court after the apocalypse.

Hell, Diane...you can't even find one now!!!

And yet...the hits keep on a'comin'.

Hmmm...

Do you not wonder why?

I do.

AG

The best lack all convictions, while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity.-W.B. Yeats


[ Parent ]
I know why... (0.00 / 0)
because the Oy ye faithites nay-say every fucking time we try to fix or report on the bullshit.

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[ Parent ]
On another level...that comment is itself bullshit, Diane. (0.00 / 0)
How much "fixing" have you accomplished, exactly?

When things do improve in some small manner, y'all remind me of an old beatnik joke.

A Village hipster is arrested for acting "strange". They send him to a psychiatrist for further assessment.

He enters the shrink's office bebopping and snapping his fingers. The doctor, after the usual preliminaries, asks him "Otis, why are you snapping your fingers like that?

He answers "(Snap snap snap snap) To keep the elephants away, man. To keep the elephants away!!!"

The doctor then says "But Otis...you know quite well that there are no elephants anywhere near this area."

And Otis replies "Yeah, man!!! (Snap snap snap snap) Seems to be workin' real good, don't it? (Snap snap snap snap)"


Like dat.

Fix and report on the bullshit?

Are you so mediaed-out that you think you actually know what is happening?

Anywhere!!!???

Please.

It is all smoke and mirrors. And the most ironic part of the whole farce is that even the smoke and mirrors guys don't understand how things really work.

The law of accident pertains. They just take credit when the accidents work in their favor and take the blame when the reverse happens. If of course anything is truly an "accident". On a planet where a steady and continuing upwardly growing evolutionary system has been at work for millennia...how much "accident" are you willing to swallow? And if it is not accident, if as Einstein so famously said ""God does not play dice with the universe," then how can you think that your own finger snapping is influencing alla them rogue elephants that you have been so thoroughly media-tranced into fearing?

Remember...everything gets better except the last thing.

Is this the beginning "the last thing?" This Rolling Stone/McChrystal/Obama farce?

I hope not.

It would be a pity to finish up a good, millenia-long run with so miniscule a piece of drunken comedy.

Saaaay...maybe the Rolling Stone guy was a plant to get rid of gung-ho McChrystal so's the rat-like Petreaus can politic his way into a good, old-fashioned U.S.-style stranglehold on alla that there lithium that has suddenly surfaced in Afghanistan. Cain't have a killing machine like McChrystal fouling up a good thing, right?

The possibilities are endless.

And all bullshit.

"True" bullshit?

Some of them, I suppose. But true or faux...still bullshit.

Bet on it.

I am.

Later...

AG

The best lack all convictions, while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity.-W.B. Yeats


[ Parent ]
What the fuck are YOU doing my man? (0.00 / 0)
Other than telling people to tune out the internet, thus YOU, and everything else....

Like we have no BS meters for the crap like the russia post.

Like we are unable to report on things like Israel, the Gulf Spill, and all the things you would rather have us not know.

Like we hadn't already reported and said on the radio McChrystal was kabuki.

You know what?

You have become a broken record and irrelevant.

Why the fuck don't you turn it off? No, you come here and read and report on what YOU are watching and tell us not to watch.

Dude. Turn us off. Its fucking your mind up.

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[ Parent ]
I had a mass media epiphany many years ago, Diane. (0.00 / 0)
On a downtown NYC bus, headed for a gig at the Village Vanguard. I was early so I took the slow route. And it was slow indeed. traffic. A little bored, I saw a Time mag lying on the seat next to me. I idly opened it, skimming the main stories...Israel and the Arabs, oil companies ripping people off, celebs acting like assholes, pols acting like pols, the disease of the year, etc. The usual.

The same stories over and over and over again.

Until I got to a car ad and realized that the issue was about 4 years old.

The same stories really were repeating over and over and over again. Same stories, slightly different cast of characters and details.

Hmmmmm...

And here you say:

Like we are unable to report on things like Israel, the Gulf Spill, and all the things you would rather have us not know.

"Israel?" All the reporting over the last 40 years hasn't done shit.

"The Gulf Spill?"...read "Ecological Nightmare # 765?" I repeat. All the reporting over the last 40 years hasn't done shit.

It's not that I "would rather have [you] not know" Diane.

It is that I would rather have you know the truth of the matter. Nothing whatsoever that you do or say is going to change a goddamned thing.

Except for one thing.

Opting out of the scam.

Because once you do that, the immense energies and talents that you now waste in impotent complaint...not just on this blog and elsewhere on the web, but just about 24/7 in your own head...are freed to do something else. Almost anything else other than what the people who are running the scam want out of you and every other American who sops up the newsfeeds. (And I do not use he word "you" in an personal sense here, D. "You" is just about everybody in the US in this instance. "You" is "us.")

Fear and loathing, whether it is expressed as a leftiness, a rightiness, apolitically in terms of visceral, nail-biting fear about the environment, your health, your family's health, your financial state, the incipient wars that seem to never go away, just change names...

We are living in Orwell's 1984. It just came a little later...and a whole lot more effectively...than he predicted.

Just as it has always been.

Only done more efficiently now.

Hafiz knew. 700+ years ago.

Hafiz is a divine envoy
Upon whom the Beloved
Has written a holy message.

My dear, please tell me,
Why do you still
Throw sticks at your heart
And God?

What is it in that sweet voice inside
That incites you to fear?

Now is the time for the world to know
That every thought and action is sacred.

This is the time
For you to deeply compute the impossibility
That there is anything
But Grace.

Now is the season to know
That everything you do
Is sacred.

The Gift
Poems by Hafiz
The Great Sufi Master
Translations by Daniel Ladinsky

This is the time for you to deeply compute the impossibility that there is anything but grace no matter how loudly the talking heads...including your own...tell you otherwise.

Now is the season for you to know that everything you do...everything that happens...is sacred.

Yup.

Not scared...sacred!!!

Know that? On a cellular, totally reactive level?

WHOOOSH!!!

GOOOOOOOAL!!!

Then the shit starts to get interesting.

Bet on it.

Until then?

Just Time Magazine.

Over and over and over again.

Bet on that as well.

Later...

AG


The best lack all convictions, while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity.-W.B. Yeats


[ Parent ]
You just ever lost me, I am afraid (0.00 / 0)
anyone who can call this unstoppable flow
"Ecological Nightmare # 765?"
has a heart of stone.

You know what Art? Have the last word, but your epiphanies just read as burnt out old man to me..  my energies, despite my reporting on current events have always been positive.

Just as it has always been.

No what has always been is that change only comes at the hands of the muckrakers and people willing to stand up and see the Emperor's new clothes are lies and nakedness.

You just don't get it. My actions here are sacred. Maybe they too are part of the plan.

Ecological disaster # 765? I'm trying hard not to hate you for that.

I won't read your reply.

Done here.



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[ Parent ]
More media farce. "The Russians Are Coming!!! The Russians Are Coming!!!" (0.00 / 0)
Rewritten off of the AP wire line for maximum shock effect:

The FBI obtained the following decrypted message from Russia's intelligence headquarters in Moscow:

our education, bank accounts, car, house etc. -- all these serve one goal: fulfill your main mission, i.e. to search and develop ties in policymaking circles in US and send intels to the Moscow center.

CBS News reports that agents would have been highly trained in "foreign languages; agent-to-agent communications, including the use of brush-passes (covert hand-offs of secret information); short-wave radio operation and invisible writing; the use of codes and ciphers, including the use of encrypted Morse code messages; the creation and use of a cover profession; counter-surveillance measures" and more.

Yeah.

Right.

First of all...this is just too potboilerish for words. Like the spymasters have to tell deep cover agents what their "misson" is.

Secondly...c'mon, folks. If by some chance the agents  do have to be reminded of their position and job in such simplistic terms, how threatening can they be? That's dweeb language. Ain't about superspies, it's more like Austin Powers material.

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Please.

Turn the shit off.

You be bettah off.

Bet on it.

AG

The best lack all convictions, while the worst/Are full of passionate intensity.-W.B. Yeats


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