| Think about it, Eunuchs have a long and Holy history! It's time restore them to their proper place!
Of course, the one depicted is still dressed too fancy, and should be bald, but you get the idea. Think of the smooth little baby doll angels of the 50's. No nasty secondary sex characteristics on those, back when People knew the Lord's will. I mean, if he wanted us to like sex, he would have made us Sexual. He didn't, you know. Satan did. (Just like Satan planted those pesky fossil thingies!)
The benefits of an entirely Asexual Army are vast.
Think of how more effective the Catholic Priesthood would be if those Satanic urges were clinically purged from the Loins of God's servants.
If one truly wishes to serve, they will gladly undergo the knife and have any/all vestiges of their sexuality removed. This is not the same as those who are reassigning their bodies to match their souls; I am talking complete erasure. God knows, God made us all exactly alike. Its Satan that made us all different and varied. Look at nature, it was meant to be uniform and the Antichrist tried to confuse us by making even animals gay. If its part of Nature, it must be unnatural, right?
No, Im talking sexless, here folks! Castration and penis removal. Complete hysterectomies and sewn up vaginas. The removal of breasts and even nipples from all chests. Total body hair removal from the crown of the head to the toes. We need smooth sexless, distraction-less warriors!
Just think! We would no longer have to worry about sin in the forces, nor abandonment of duty to things like "having a family" or "going home to start a life!"
Think how much easier it would be to gain control over the misguided False-religious zealots if they saw our representatives not as Western Sinners fornicating and lusting, but as chaste God-fearing single minded armies of The Lord!!! They would line up to join us!
It may sound cost prohibitive, but think about it. No reconstructive surgery, for there would be no reason for vanity. No hormonal replacements, short the occasional chemical additive to the foods to kill the vestigial brain chemicals trying to poison the Pure broth of our Soldier's minds. No separate facilities, no ask, there's nothing to tell, family leave, no support for spouses or dependents, no rapes or costly cover ups, no need for R&R in Dens of Iniquity in third world Ports.
It would also help to Crush the Economies of those Places we need to subjugate unto the Lord. No sex trade, no bars, no places for our Troops to relieve urges they no longer have. No buying clothes, makeup, hair products, colognes, dirty music. Eunuchs would not need to be paid as much and could be encouraged to donate any excess income to their Leaders to Help Spread the Word.
Lop it off for the Lord!
Sew it up against Satan!
If you really want to Kill for the Christ, you know you won't mind!
Praise the Lord, pass the Scalpel, then Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
I cannot think of a REAL Christian who would oppose this idea, can you? |